They call me Wayland
They call me Morgenstern
They call me Herondale
They call me Lightwood
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
clairvoyantsight-seraphblades:
“wtf is going on?” by simon lewis
That is literally Simon for like the whole first book!
im going to start using this as a reaction image ok
LIKE
WHEN WILL CLACE CLACE
WHEN WILL MALEC MALEC
WHEN WILL SIMON BE A SARCASTIC LITTLE BASTARD
WHEN WILL IZZY BE THE SASS QUEEN OF ALL
WHEN WILL “AND CLARY- CLARY IS YOUR SISTER”
MY DEATH
cRYING AT THE AMOUNT OF NOTES IT GOT OVER THE NIGHT OMFG
“We need to talk,” she said. “All of us. About what we‘re going to do now.”
“I was going to watch Project Runway,” said Jace. “Its on next.”
“No you‘re not,” said Magnus. He snapped his fingers and the TV went off, releasing a small puff of smoke as the picture died. “You need to deal with this.”
“Suddenly you‘re interested in solving my problems?”
“I‘m interested in getting my apartment back. I‘m tired of you cleaning all the time.” Magnus snapped his fingers again menacingly. “Get up.”
“Or you‘ll be the next one to go up in smoke,” said Simon with relish.
“There’s no need to clarify my snap,” said Magnus. “The implication was clear in the snap itself.” -City of Ashes
this will be so freaking hilarious and awkward when Jace will wear his ring like
and then he will meet good old Val with the exact same ring except Val will wear it like
and Jace will be like “father but you’re wearing it upside down????”
and Val will be like “om g jonathan u so dumb”
“No dad, you need to set it to W for WUMBO”
“Jonathan, I don’t think Wumbo is a real word”
“COME OOONNN i wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo…Wumbo. Wumboing. We’ll have thee wumbo. Wumborama. Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. It’s first grade, Father!”
If something bad happens to Alec or Magnus in City of Heavenly Fire,
I will cry my eyes out.
Do you hear me Cassandra Clare?
IT JUST
CANNOT
HAPPEN.
YOU ARE MAKING ME LIVE WITH FEELS I DO NOT WANT FOR 18 MONTHS.
THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS GIVE ME A HAPPY ENDING.
