• Magnus: so i just met you
  • Magnus: and this is crazy
  • Magnus: but i'm going to hit on you because you're pretty hot, even if you're a shadowhunter, and we're going to date even though you're pining for your parabatai that will never love you the way you love him and i'll heal all of your friends and i won't even charge them because i like you and then we'll be happy after you finally come out to your parents and we'll travel the world but then our relationship will be ruined because you tried to find out how to make me mortal from my ex-girlfriend
  • Magnus: so call me maybe